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Room Tone (No Room)
Three seconds of pure digital silence. Recorded nowhere, by no one. Adds absolutely nothing to your mix. 24-bit nothing.
Door Slam (From Inside The Door)
We asked how. Nobody asked why. A muffled thud experienced the way only a door can experience it.
Spoon On A Wet Trampoline
The flagship. A spoon meets a wet trampoline and neither is better for it. Boing characteristics: moist.
A440 (Recorded Wrong)
A perfect reference tone, except the pitch drifts, the gain clips, and it was never 440 to begin with. Tune to this at your peril.
One Click
One click. Not a click track — a click. Singular. Loop it yourself, coward.
Applause, One Person, Leaving
Four claps of decreasing conviction, recorded as the audience — him — headed for the exit. Devastating in a drop.
Verified Reviews
LEGAL: All samples are royalty-free because no court would enforce a royalty on them. "Horrible" is a factual description, not puffery, and is warranted to the fullest extent of the law. Samples were recorded at unknown sample rates and resampled with prejudice. HorribleSamples.com is not responsible for mixes improved by these sounds; that's on you and we'd like to hear about it.